So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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