I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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