Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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operation have a gay friend backfired
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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