I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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