he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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