Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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