The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We have started to decorate penises.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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