Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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