The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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