She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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