i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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