The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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