So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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