I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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