I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think I just shit out all my problems.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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