Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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