I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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