worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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