You're my little dorito
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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