thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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