Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
im holly from the hills drunk
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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