meet me or not, i'm out of control
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I am mentally ready for anal.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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