Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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