whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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