my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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