How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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