at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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