please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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