What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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