Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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