so that wasnt chicken after all
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I party with great urgency now.
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