i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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