In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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