we're blogging at a bar
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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