can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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