In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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