im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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