I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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