pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
