so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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