Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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