You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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