Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
