the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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