this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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