i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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