Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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