So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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