Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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