So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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