But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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