Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
