My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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