last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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