he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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