I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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