UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just want to make out with him forever
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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